- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Racial equality.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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