A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

I once did something.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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