- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

a man walked into a bar....

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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