- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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