What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Vote this up

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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