- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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