- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Barack Obama.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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