- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What is white and long? A New York winter

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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