Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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