- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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