Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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