What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Women's rights.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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what is orange? an orange

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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haha Otarts was here

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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