- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

The Big Band Theory

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

a man walked into a bar....

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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