- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

A house comes around the corner.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

What comes after 69? 70

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Poop.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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