What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

homosexuals are gay

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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