- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

AIDS.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.