Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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