- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What's the difference between a lamp?

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Dance is a sport

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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