- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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