- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why? Why not?

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

How do you spell eight? 8

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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