- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

This is not funny.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

what are you mike bibby?

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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