What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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9/11

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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hers a joke... japanese people

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don't read this

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Anti Joke

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