What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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