- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

5 people are walking

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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