What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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My love life

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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