- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

It's all Taggart

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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