- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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