What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Sam Hengal.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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