What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Your face

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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