- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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