There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

How old are you? 7

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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