- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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