- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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