A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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your face is kinda funny

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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A russian gives away vodka.

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womans rights...

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NASCAR

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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