- Anti Joke

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What did John name his dog? Doggy