What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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WOw you have no life

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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