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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

identical jokes get different votes.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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