Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Bags of delicious poop.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

my gramma died

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

a skinny sumo wrestler

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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