- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Wigan.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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