- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Cancer.

2 + 2 = 4

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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