- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

roses are red violets are indigo

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

A dog was barking at a tree

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

[Set up] [No punch line]

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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