- Anti Joke

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

Do you like apples? Yes

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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