- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

wanna here a joke? you.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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