Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Dyslexia ruels!

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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