- Anti Joke

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk