- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Your dads dead. lol

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Your girlfriend.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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