Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Sex education in Texas.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Lindsay Lohan

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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