What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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