A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Once upon a time

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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