How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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The EPA.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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