- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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