Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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