Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Compton

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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