What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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