- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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