- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

* anti-punchline

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

every knight i see an owl at window

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

A women in the kitchen.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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