What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Get it? More.

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Beka has AIDS

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Tommy got neutered.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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