- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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