- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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