What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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Anti Joke

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