- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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