- Anti Joke

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.