a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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