Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

I am a mime

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Adam Chebali has no life

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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