KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Anti Joke

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