- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What do black people eat? Food.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Guess what? Bananas

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Nah

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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