3 like an eel

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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men

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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I work at jcpenny

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Anti Joke

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