- Anti Joke

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away