Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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