"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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