What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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do you have a wife?

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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And more;

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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