- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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