Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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squash squash who squash my ass

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Women's Rights

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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