- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

So a seal walks into a club.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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