Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Whats the defination of cruelty

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

It says so on your cap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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