- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

they told me not to write here but i did

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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