what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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