Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Women's Rights

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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