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What do black people eat? Food.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Guess what? Bananas

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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NASCAR

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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