- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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