Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

An Artic Storm.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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