A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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think twice or at least think

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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woman's rights

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gay porn...

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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