A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Peas

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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