what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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