- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

heat!

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Were can you find a bag of meth?

No!

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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