Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

why dont they make black forks

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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