- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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