- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Boys have swag, real men have class

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

rocky is here again.......................

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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