Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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