Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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