- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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