What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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do you have a wife?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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