- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Go away still nothing to see

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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