what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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CAS

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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