- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

whats the capital of congo famine

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

Bob Saget

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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