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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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