- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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