Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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It says so on your cap.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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