You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Bitch

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

What would Muhammed do?

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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