- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

This sentance contains three errers

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Your mom.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Derp

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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