why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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