Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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every knight i see an owl at window

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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