- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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