A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

CFL

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Get some flipping new jokes people

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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