- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

who is not good looking? mon morello

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Ben Affleck

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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