- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Derp

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Your mom.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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