What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

David Cameron

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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