how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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My dad

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kk

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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