- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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