Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

its all aodhan

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

i read the terms of service when i posted this

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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