A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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GONNA

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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