What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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My Boyfriend

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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sorry got to poo

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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Obama

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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sucks Syntax...

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