American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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