- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

scraggle is in you pillow case

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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