What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Black people are the scum of the earth

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

My name is me I like fired chicken!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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