- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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