What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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sky's sty

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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